HEY, YOU
First, if you're going to ask for a favor, make sure it won't become somebody else's headache. You have no idea how much YOU made my week.

Second, if you're going to give away invitations, be sure that:
1.) you give them away yourself and 2.) don't make the person asked for a favor chase you all around town. Its you're occasion anyway, not mine.

Third, don't add more headaches by looking for someone whom you can arbour a la salle jacket. If I'll do it, I'll keep the jacket for myself, and its your daughter's baptismal for crying out loud! You should be polishing off your preparations and not looking for a stupid jacket! Please!

Fourth, when you tell someone that we'll meet to give away the invitations, make sure that:
1.) you keep your word,
2.) you'll keep your restaurant open,
3.) you'll keep your phone open and
4.) don't make my mom look like an idiot waiting for YOU outside your CLOSED restaurant.
And, if you're going to open a restaurant, try to at least be responsible for your business. Trust me, our family has been in this business for more than 20 years now. And you? Your business hasn't even lasted one year. Come on. Grow up.

Please, for your daughter's sake, please try to know your priorities. You're a mom now, so act like one. PLEASE LANG.

ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're one hell of a headache. I swear.

Peace out!